VR Porn without Teledildonics is like being a guy without a dick.

In all of the last couple of years that I have been reviewing and enjoying various types of VR Porn, I have, for the most part, not really thought much or cared much about whether or not I was fapping away solo with my hand (as per the usual method) or utilizing some sort of masturbatory aid (sex toy) to give my hand a… hand.
While I have spent a good deal of time writing about a few of the better teledildonic devices (long distance haptic sex toys for the uninitiated) out there, and one would assume I must own a few, for the most part my experiences with such technology has been limited to listening to user accounts about the experience, or seeing a technical demo where I have only been able to verify that the product works the way it is intended and used that to build off of, but haven’t been able to actually try the product myself. It’s a shame, I know. But not all of us can afford to spend our hard-earned dollars on kinky sex-objects and until this weekend, I had no idea just how worth a bit of gratuitous spending can be when it comes to my sex life.

Well, all of that changed this weekend when I finally got to try my hand, errr… penis, at using the “Max” male counterpart to “Nora” by Lovense (my Wife thought it would be fun so she secretly went out and bought me one, how great is that?) and after a couple of fun ‘sessions’ with the lady, our Oculus Rift Dk2 and a few good videos from VirtualRealPorn.com, I have to say I don’t ever want to go back to old fashioned analog-fapping again (although I know I will because let’s face it, I’m a guy and guys just do that).

So before I share more of the experience with you all, let me just start by saying I never actually got the chance (yet) to connect the device to VirtualRealPorn.com and try it the way it was meant to be tried, as I was having some connectivity issues with my PC (strictly on my end, no fault of VRP or Lovense), so my Wife suggested that I try watching some porn (she loves porn almost as much as I do) while she controls the device using her iPhone. What ensued was one of the funnest (and funniest) nights of our marriage thus far, and has left me with the surety that VR Porn and teledildonics (even when they are being controlled by your lover and not the app itself) is a match made in the naughtiest parts of Heaven.

Getting things going was simple enough, I lubed up and slid in rather easily (I am a slightly above-average endowed fellow), and within minutes my Wife was connected and ‘teasing’ me as I tried to keep my composure while I got the video set up, all the while she is buzzing my cock and snickering every time I have to stop and regain control over what I was doing . I was somewhat surprised at how strong the vibration could be (but it was nothing worrying, unlike the non-teledildonic autoblow device which, though pleasureable, feels like it could potentially rip your dick off if it were to get any more powerful) and the air-pump feature is very cool for getting a tighter fit.

I got the video all set to go, got my Headset on, and we were set to go. And go I did! It took me all of about 8 minutes (I know I know, a little long but hey, this was new stuff to me!), and the combination of watching Misha Cross help her friend Sicilia suck and fuck my virtual dick (LOL, I still can’t believe this is really a thing now) all while my Wife cooed me on in the background (she gets very horny doing this type of thing) and buzzed my pecker with Max (damn that sounds dirty in a different way), had me spurting my hot load all over the soft interior of that toy like I was a teenager getting my nut out for the very first time. It was amazing!

Cleanup was surprisingly easy, which was a pleasant surprise as it was one of the things I was most concerned about with trying these things. All I had to do was pull out the silicone sleeve and give it a quick wash with some soap and water (the bottom of Max is not waterproof, although the website touts the device as being “splashproof”) and shook it off to help it dry a little faster.
After all of that was said and done my Wife and I had a good conversation about just what the experience was like and how interesting it is to think that we are at such a day and age where such things are possible; and after that again she asked if I wanted to have another go at it (I wasn’t really turned on at the time, but figured it wouldn’t hurt to play) and within a few minutes I was hard again and having more fun.

We continued to play off and on for the better part of the evening, I never did manage to cum again but that isn’t abnormal as I have always had a difficult time busting a nut more than once in a few hours, but I most certainly enjoyed every minute of it and so did my Wife.

All in all, I came out of this with a few things. 1) I now believe with a degree of certainty that VR Porn (I’m sure it would have been very enjoyable with regular porn too) goes hand in hand (in cock, pussy, whatever) with teledildonic devices. I had an immensely pleasurable time and that was just with my Wife at the controls and nothing ‘synced up’ the way it was intended to be. I can only imagine how much fun it will be when I get to try it the other way, although knowing my Wife was watching me the whole time was definitely a contributing factor in how much I enjoyed myself.
And 2) Lovense is one company that knows its stuff (VirtualRealPorn too). Max, at least (I can’t say how I feel about Nora yet, but my Wife wants one now and I will most certainly oblige her!) is a premium product that provides a load (giggle) of pleasure for its price, and is a value for what you are getting. Just be sure you know what you are getting into and be prepared to never look at masturbating again the same!

I should add that neither of these products have to be used solo either. Although I haven’t tried Max by myself yet, it feels every bit as good as a fleshlight (something else I’ve had the pleasure of trying) and could be used as a good-ol-fashioned manual jerk off device just as easily as anything else.

All in all, I wasn’t disappointed by any means and more than happy my Wife spent the money she did on Max. At the moment there is a New Years Special sale on site and both devices are 100 dollars off their regular price of $199, but even at that price this toy is a deal, so if you are on the fence about it, take my word that you are getting your moneys worth.

Anyhow, I hope you all enjoyed reading about how much fun I had, I certainly enjoyed writing it. If you have any questions or just want to talk about Lovense, Nora and Max, or anything else in the article, don’t hesitate to leave us a comment and we’ll take it from there!