Maca root, chocolate, rhino horn (not cool), oysters, horny goats weed (cool), viagra, yohimbe…
For thousands of years mankind has been searching for the perfect way to aid in our arousal (or get aroused depending); Searching feverishly high and low on the quest to find the perfect aphrodisiac to help intensify our tumescence or wetness, and aside from that most well known of the “potentiating” pharmaceuticals, mostly failing…
Whether you are a fully functioning “member” of society (pun intended), or whether you are trying to get Sammy the Turtle to take one last little poke out of his shell before you and your depends go down for the count like a bag of prunes in the hand of an 18 year old; everybody can agree that the wetter or the harder you are, the better the sex will be. Now this rule applies across the board; men or women of all ages can agree that being limp and dry is far from what one would consider as being conducive to the frictional demands of humping or masturbation, and so the quest for something to give us a little help in this area is a natural and understanding one, as well as one that is frequently and widely undertaken.
Enter the Oculus Rift. Sure, it’s not difficult to surmise that in it’s current slightly cumbersome (what with the cords being prepared to choke you and all) iteration it is not properly suited for the task, but it is almost there.
Just think about it, you and your old lady (just saying) are trying to get it up, but perhaps your last big Doom 4 deathmatch didn’t go so well and you got teabagged, and in the grief of your emasculation you’re having a little bit more difficulty than usual. Just slip on the Rift, spend 15 or 20 minutes warming up to that full-body scanned model of [enter name of favorite model] and you’re ready to go!
Well okay, those people who are completely unable to get it up will likely still need the help of some added chemical attraction, but for those more fortunate ones who are perhaps only suffering from minor difficulties, such as boredom or stress, Oculus Rift Porn (such as that provided by these guys) could be a viable solution to an otherwise difficult problem; Although I am sure there are those of you reading this who have never tried the Rift yet (shame on you) and will disagree based on little more than a tenacious need to an opinion.
Having been a Rift owner for close to a year now, I can assure you that viewing good stereoscopic porn in the Rift does something for you that non-VR pornography can not, and there is a considerable degree of difference between watching somebody masturbate themselves on a screen in front of you and being in a VR world with them.
I am a firm believer in the power of the mind to affect the body (who isn’t?),  and if you’ve exhausted the traditional avenues or just don’t like the idea of pharmaceuticals, Virtual Reality may soon provide a safe and non-invasive, non-pharmaceutical solution to your wiener or vagina woes;
Now all you have to do is convince your spouse it’s not cheating.
